There comes a time when you need to use a service like AWS Lambda to run code.
Problem is that I'm terrible at NodeJS and know very little about it.
Enter Rumbda a tool that allows you to write ruby in Lambda.
Install as a gem
gem install rumbda
Create a directory, enter it, and run
This creates a source/main.rb along with some other files. Add your Ruby files here and add any Gems in the supplied Gemfiles.